Just for Fun...

I added the feature where I can see who is visiting my website and what kind of search terms bring them here. I'm thinking of turning it off now. Just kidding.

Here are a few of my favorites:

unlock the door test, Bronx Tale door test -- Yes, we all love the car door test. You can read about it here.

Best Time of Day To Weigh Oneself -- first thing in the morning before you have anything to eat or drink. Right after you pee. You're usually slightly dehydrated because you've been asleep and unable to drink anything. This is my favorite time of day to weigh myself.

Bucky Catt Comic -- It's called Get Fuzzy. You might have more luck googling that.

Then there are the pregnancy ones: (Note: I am not a doctor and do not give medical advice.)

35 weeks preganant can you still have sex -- I did. But please see note above. Each person is different.

birth control failsafe -- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Definitely the wrong website. Let me know when you find it.

i'm on birth control and I saw my period can I be pregnant -- I don't know. Please call a doctor.

if I took birth control pills one week after my period can I still be pregnant -- Huh? I don't understand the question.

got pregnant while on birth control -- welcome to the club. We have T-shirts.

Then there are the ones that are downright scary:

teenage potty training -- hmmm....I guess I would need to know the circumstances. Some special needs teenagers might not be potty trained. Okay, not so scary.

mother and son have sex -- yuck!

10 year old boys are still in diapers -- refer to teenage potty training.

mucus is dripping from my horse pregnant -- we're just going to leave that one alone.

And the absolute worst, most scary thing that brought someone to my site:

methods a daughter can use to make her daddy have sex with her -- that is just so wrong that I can't think of one thing to comment about it except to say, please don't ever come back!